Jonasitis Edit Meaning

1. A cigarette lighter, from the famous Zippo. Sir, could you lend me your lighter so that I may smoke my marijuana cigarette? Nizzle, pa..

1. When you crack your fortune cookie open, the fortune crookie takes your fortune and reads it first, so as to make the fortune theirs. Si..

1. A person's wallet stuffed full with only one $dollar bills. He finally stepped up to the plate and took care of the bar-tab with h..