Jonathan

What is Jonathan?


1.

Loyal, Generous, Handsome individual (s), who is/are without a doubt the very best person to love. Jonathan(s) is/are Intelligent, Subtle, Strong, Rock-like Men. They are the best Friends and very best Lovers.

No matter what happens to me, good or bad, I can be happy because I have a Jonathan.

OH yes, OH Jonathan, OH YES! (again and again and again and etc., etc., etc.)

2.

very nice person, warm and welcoming.

everyone wanted to hang around Jonathan at the party.

See johnathan, johnathon, jonny, jimbob

3.

an extremely nice guy

See that Jonathan over there? I love him.

See sweet, funny, handsome, jonathon, johnny, jon

4.

The coolest person in all of Guildwood, he is sooooo cool everyone should bow down to him. The only reason they dont is because its all old ppl in gwood and they cant bend over or they'll break their back. But they still try sumtimes...trust me

"I wish i was Jonathan"

"Jonathan is soooo cool"

" did u see the way Jonathan stayed cool even in the brink of major trouble"

"Jonathan is like the Fanze of Guildwood"

See jon, jonny, johnny

5.

A very attractive sexy beast, who in fact is fat but still gets the ladies.

"Dude how could that fat-ass get that chick". He must be a jonathan.

See fat, pimp, awesome, sexy, beastly

6.

Jonathan can also be defined as god, or god like. In simple terms... you shall bow down to him willingly.

Jonathan is the greatest.

See god-like, beautiful, perfect, powerful, vertigo

7.

someone who will always say the right thing, He'll sometimes be shy, but he'll respect everything you do. he's bound to be handsome, and will look good no matter what. Sometimes, he will take your breath away. He's a dream, picture-perfect, a complete sweetheart. No one could do any better than a jonathan.

Jonathan makes my stomache flutter when he kisses me.

See perfect, love, sweet, handsome, man


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