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when you get on Facebook so early in the morning and change your status (etc) and don't remember it later on in the day
Person 1: ..
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the noise your balls make when banging off your partners arse. Note: faggots do not make this noise.
Excuse me madam, but can you hear ..
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When a man who is whipped asks his girlfriend/spouse if he can do something with his friends and she tells him no,that is a vaginal veto..
