Jonathong

What is Jonathong?


1.

The act of licking one's thong and tickling the ass cheeks until one laughs. When they laugh its a Jonathong.

Bobalinda: 'haha stop you "Jonathon" it tickles too much!'

Jonathon: 'They dont call it the "Jonathong" for nothing'

See thong, johnny, lick, sex, tickle, ejaculate, seminal, fluid

2.

Having or containing a 3XL-4XL thong that is tight around your croch or head. Soon to be a famous brand.

Dude, you have a jonathong on your head!!

See jonathong, thong, jonathan


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