Jondable Edit Meaning

1. A 1930's way of expressing how drunk you were. Dude I was absolutely zozzled outta my mind last night! See drunk, sober, spliffic..

1. To blame procrastination on FedEx, when there is no other available alibi. I have a lot of work to do tonight. I don't wanna do it..

1. To give something a less provocative or lewd meaning. You are kind of a perv, so let's PG-ify this conversation. See perv, pg, pe..