Jones Road

What is Jones Road?


1.

a fake road that does not really exist, used to give someone directions when you just want them off your back or want to confuse them.

The Cooker: "Dude, Uncle Freddiewants to come jacking for beats"

Pete Dick: "Does he know we are going to the Kirk Hotel?"

The Cooker: "No."

Pete Dick: "Good, just tell him we are going to the Beats Street Tavern and that it is on Jones Road and to meet us there."

The Cooker: "Wouldn't it be on Beats Street though?"

Pete Dick: "Don't worry about it, he is too stupid to figure it out."

See directions, liar, bars, fuck you, lost, go away


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