What is Jonesy?
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a name to replace the real name of someone who is proned to being an idiot and general idiocy.
I was just thuggin then Jonesy, over here, decided it would be a good idea to flush my baseball bat down the toilet.
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The name of STARK's kickass guitar player.
Nothing like having Jonesy stop by your job with a bottle of Jameson to make some Irish Coffees on St. Pattys.
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An incredibly needed man.
The new guy I'm dating is such a Jonesy.
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A Type Of bong originated from "The Device" developed from a long paper Towel Cardboard Roll with a small hole on the top near one of the ends. Then a Blunt Or Joint is inserted in the hole. Next a hand is placed over the larger hole on the side of the blunt. The mouth in inserted on the opposite end. After taking a desired amount of puffs the hand is removed from the other side causeing air to enter and smoke to carry to the mouth which is known as the Cannon Hit.
Bong, "The Device", "Rozwell 5000", "Cheesecurl" Wolly, "The Yert", "Yert 2.0", "The Chrome", and "The Dominique Human Highlight Reel Wilkins Tomahawk Slama-Jama Candy Cane Striped Jonesy" etc.
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Someone who likes to cut others grass
"Cant beleive that cunt pulled a jonesy on me and fucked my mrs"
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A replacement of a person's real name. Given to someone who craves attention and is Mr. Annoying.
Pronounciation:"JONE-SAAAAAY"
Jonesy: " Jack is being so annoying lately"
Dave: "Yeh i know, so jonesy"
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JONES
The form in which the human race evolved from. This brain has not formed into what our brains are now causing this sorry a$$ person to be slightly(UNDERSTATEMENT) backwards.
This person is also a double pink belt in origami(Thats folding paper into pretty little things if your are reading this Jonesy boy).He once got caught molestering animals outside Garibaldi's in Bury-by the police and i think is doing community service at a hand car wash place in Heywood.
So because this "person" hasnt yet evolved into the human race we are today, his looks take on the appearance of John Merrick(The Elephant Man).He is about 6'4 and has the brain capacity of a Goldfish.
This person,like's getting his b*tch ass mates involved cos he's scared of a lil 18 year old-in my words PATHETIC. I know he would get his zit welding ass tw@ted all over,but thats besides the point-he should grow a set of balls and stop running off and gettin his "lil home boys"(The Power Rangers).
If anyone would like to see this scientific marvel of the world go visit him at 02 down dumers lane in radcliffe-Just ask a memeber of staff for "the works idiot" and i am sure they will assist in showing you him.
Guy1 and Guy2 are waiting outside garibaldi's unsupectingle when.....
Guy1-Whats that rustling behind that bush? You hear that?
Guy2-Yeah,what the fu(k's that?
(Guy1 and Guy2 go over to the bushes near garibaldi's to investigate)
Guy2- Yo that sh!t is sick,who the fu(k is that rearing that dog?
Guy1-Keith Laird?
Guy2-Nah thats Jonesy
Guy1-You mean the all mighty David jonesey boy has been caught with his kecks down getting intimate with a dog?
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