Jonged

What is Jonged?

To get "owned". This word has started gaining popularity as an alternative for "owned" after initially being used to tease korean kids.

It is of course derived from the North Korean leader Kim Jong-il

"hahaha man you got totally jonged"

"you guys are getting jonged today!"

kid a: "yo mama so fat... when she wear heels she strikes oil!"

kid b: "haha oh shit... i got jonged :("

See own, owned, jong, jonged, pwned, pwnage, ownage

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