Jongour

What is Jongour?

A kiss ass office troll with a penchant for sucking dick and laughing at really bad jokes made by his superiors.

Amidst all these layoffs at my place of employment I am going to have to do some serious Jongouring to prevent myself from being let go.

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1. A college major that is provided as a courtesy for students who are too stupid to graduate with a real major. I'm glad that we got..

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