Joni Edit Meaning

1.

A term used to describe or name an extremely attractive member of the famale sex.

Can be also pertained as an exotic beauty.

A Joni is usually great at everything, has great hair, and a perfect smile. She has classic taste and is known to have dark mesmerising eyes. A Joni is usually exremely simular looking to Vanessa Hudgens minus the nude photo scandals.

Man # 1 - Look at that!

Man # 2 - Where?

Man # 1 - Over there! She's such a Joni!

Man # 2 - Yeah, she's a real exotic glamour.

See joni, gorgeous, exotic, classy, classic, beautiful, hot, ravishing, nude, man, glamour

2.

Another meaning for strawberry a female who trades sex for crack or money to buy crack, also a name of a slut.

I gave this Joni a crack rock and she sucked my dick

See slut, strawberry, crack, joni, crack rock

3.

One who fornicates with a person(s) friends and/or family members, then absconds with the victim's pet(s). A pornographic pet thief of sorts, usually fueled by misplaced anger, chemical dependency, and jealousy.

Victim: "Has anyone seen DruDru? There's a pair of boxers in her dog bed and I can't find her anywhere!"

Brad: "Yeah, Joni came by and blew me, then took your dog"

See joni, brad, abscond, theif, fornicate, djfour

4.

Wicked-Awesome duck who is TotAllY RAd! Always trying to make ISH happen but FAILS horribly...Her daddy's inventer of toaster strudel, but only in plays...? Bread makes her think of Crackers for some odd reason. Thinks Mexicans r totally cute and will do anything for a certain someone...:D

You're soo lucky to be SUCH a JONI!!

See matayla, jessica, anteater, crazy, dawg

5.

Joni:

Another name for a Mexican homeless person. They are normally seen hanging around trash cans, junkyards, and alleyways. They refer to themselves as "vagabundas". These blondeish colored hobos can be quite feirce. They often dig through spanish teacher's trash cans to find any kind of food available. Also, Jonis have nasty potty mouths. Many words that you can hear them say are, "Re-Re, Retard, Lil' punk, dorkwad" and her favorite, "your mother." Watch out for these pesky little creatures, if you ever come across one, run like you just stole something, or you will die eternal deaths.

"OMG, look mommy! it's a JONI!" "Don't make eye contact with Joni's!"

Dude, get out of the trash, and stop acting like a Joni!

"I can't believe you searched through the garbage to find that paper. You're such a Joni!"

See vagabond, smarty pants, billy