Jonk Edit Meaning

1.

Owned plz, One who is owning people, one who can shove arrows through your ass.

Liek OMFG Jonk is chasing me through the wildy kicking my ass!!!

2.

Slang term for female or feminin person other variation is nigga-jonk gay-jonk from the book of Obscene

Looka dat fine jonk ova there!

i can't stand that fagget-jonk!

See gir, female, dike, slang

3.

jonk-a shorty who is very tight and goodlooking

that jonk keisha is bangin she wright.

See shortie, gurl, lil mama, babe, wifey

4.

To make an ugly face at someone.

Why she be jonkin me like that? Bitch be trippin.

See mean mug, face, trippin, ill, antelope

5.

hidari te, left handed laotian; one who jonks to survive; a sociopath; believes in mcmahanism;

i got jonked in the face while drinking green tea

See fart, stupid, dumb, retard, jonk

6.

Rape in the ass and in the mouth

TWO guys playing Halo

First Nerd: Man stop killing me or im gonna jonk you

See jonk, rape, kill, ass, fuck

7.

a retard, a cretin, a total fucking imbecile, someone u dont like

OMFG!u complete and total jonk, what the fuck are u doing?

that stupid jonk donkey punched me last night

u fucking retard!u r such a jonk

See donkey punch, cretin, imbecile, arseface, retard