What is Jonking?
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another word for the word 'joking'
if you get bored of just using the word 'joking', use jonking instead. it's funner and it makes people laugh.
"eww your shoelaces are hideous"
"what"
"only jonking, i love them"
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A delusional verve brought on by the realization of one's awesomeness
I am jonking, you are not that
neato
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Verb, to Jonk. Effectively means to masturbate while engaged in the act of defecation.
It’s roots are the Scottish colloquial terms ‘jobby’ (defecate) and ‘wank’ (masturbate).
"Johnny's off to the toilet for a jonk... make sure he's locked the door"
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Getting sorted = buying drugs.
Person A: I'm getting sorted Tuesday night, I'll come down yours and we can get shit faced.
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The art and act of wanking in the shower, as you lean forward with your non-jerking arm against the wall of the shower, forming a "..
