Jonking

What is Jonking?


1.

another word for the word 'joking'

if you get bored of just using the word 'joking', use jonking instead. it's funner and it makes people laugh.

"eww your shoelaces are hideous"

"what"

"only jonking, i love them"

See jonking, jonk, ing, love, shoe, laces, hideous, bored, whatever

2.

A delusional verve brought on by the realization of one's awesomeness

I am jonking, you are not that neato

See awesome, perfection, the best, excelsior

3.

Verb, to Jonk. Effectively means to masturbate while engaged in the act of defecation.

It’s roots are the Scottish colloquial terms ‘jobby’ (defecate) and ‘wank’ (masturbate).

"Johnny's off to the toilet for a jonk... make sure he's locked the door"


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