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When an individual wipes his ass with a cofee filter, brews a pot of fecal java and pours the brew over his woman as he slams the warhea..
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Technological innovation achieved initially for the sake of distributing / obtaining pornography that later becomes useful for more broa..
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When your girlfriend is away for the night or has dumped you, you simply poke your own arse for pleasure.
gf: sorry, no can do.. im on ..