Jonnie

What is Jonnie?


1.

another word for condom. commonly used b 14-24 year olds because condom sounds way too serious.

guy : i'll just get a jonnie then i'll screw you so hard you'll moan till tuesday

See jonny, condom, protection, lust, screw

2.

A person who is a mix between a Jen and a Bonnie - someone who does not see the obvious and needs to be told how to do things over & over. A person who's right is left and left is right. Some who gets on people last nerve. Someone who you always suspect mole activity from. If you give them work, you know it's going to be done wrong. MOLE Alert!

Friend to friend: "Hey how's your Jonnie today?"

Friend: "Not so good, stapling staples again."

Not sure how that's done, but Jonnie always finds a way! A way to complete the most impossible inconvenient task that everyone else has to fix once completed.

See mole, annoying, dazzed, confused

3.

a adorable girl whos hyperactive and orginal. sometimes confused with a boy name. shes not materalistic and shallow but

actually looks for guys that are "worth it". One of my best damn friends. An awesome cool unique girl who stands out with out trying. has an epic personality classy, yet simple. and very beautiful.

-love

Gabbyy.

guy 1"hey did you see that new girl jonnie today?"

guy 2"dude! jonnie's a boy name hahaha stupid!"

guy 1"freaking idiot she a girl."

guy 2"show her to me then you dick."

* shows her jonnie

jonnie "uh sup?"

guy 2"damn your hot."

See jonnie, awesome, cool, unique

4.

An awesome person who loves playing the piano

Jonnie is awesome

See awesome, flip, philippines


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