What is Jonny Markland?
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A sponge used by others to soak up personal abuse. His horrific features, annoying nature and random outbursts make a Markland a perfect stress reducing tool.
J.M. : i liek bicsuit mmmmmm (random crap)
Stressed other: Shut the fuck up Jonny Markland
problem solved
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A moderately attractive female who is trashy in a very subtle way. Large fake breasts are common on a river chick. Most guys would wan..
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When you're on a bike wearing gym shorts or nude and you stand up. Your nutsack catches wind and flies like a kite
Yo bro i was o..
