What is Jonny Markland?
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A sponge used by others to soak up personal abuse. His horrific features, annoying nature and random outbursts make a Markland a perfect stress reducing tool.
J.M. : i liek bicsuit mmmmmm (random crap)
Stressed other: Shut the fuck up Jonny Markland
problem solved
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Random Words:
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To look like a human meatball with marinera smothered all over you while acting like a complete asshole.
This guy is a fucking cantrell..
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The state of being under the influence of mary jane
"Dude when you went the the concert were you quite possibly?"
See stoned..
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the act of having doggy-style sex with someone whilst their head is submerged in an ice-fishing hole
I gave this a girl a frozen fish s..
