Jonny Markland

What is Jonny Markland?


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A sponge used by others to soak up personal abuse. His horrific features, annoying nature and random outbursts make a Markland a perfect stress reducing tool.

J.M. : i liek bicsuit mmmmmm (random crap)

Stressed other: Shut the fuck up Jonny Markland

problem solved

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