What is Jonny Markland?
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A sponge used by others to soak up personal abuse. His horrific features, annoying nature and random outbursts make a Markland a perfect stress reducing tool.
J.M. : i liek bicsuit mmmmmm (random crap)
Stressed other: Shut the fuck up Jonny Markland
problem solved
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Similar to a booty call except that when you arrive for your booty, you discover the person only had intentions of cuddling. Like a cud..
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if someone exceeds the average bitchiness, if a person has a fractious attitude towards anothers feelings/ or is being a complete bitch ..
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Used in place of "over there underneath"
"Do you know where my car keys are?"
"They're yonderneath those..
