What is Jonny Markland?
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A sponge used by others to soak up personal abuse. His horrific features, annoying nature and random outbursts make a Markland a perfect stress reducing tool.
J.M. : i liek bicsuit mmmmmm (random crap)
Stressed other: Shut the fuck up Jonny Markland
problem solved
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n: being extremely gay (g-h-e-y) in a hobbit or potato way i.e: "Frolicks through the flowers, prances with ponies, light in the lo..
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Mistaken name for "Itchy and Scratchy" Ned Flanders bellowed while watching the Poochy debacle.
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When you douse your arm in gasoline, light it, then fist fuck a cow in the fields of Trenary.
"I got wasted last night and gave my..