Jonny No Mates

What is Jonny No Mates?

A man who is at least 35 years old, is still a virgin and will never have sex in his life ever.

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Healthabetes

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Poeled

1. To be screwed over or backstabbed. He got totally poeled when he fell 30 feet from his tractor and broke his knee cap. See jewed, fuck..

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