Jonny No Mates

What is Jonny No Mates?

A man who is at least 35 years old, is still a virgin and will never have sex in his life ever.

Bob is a jonny no mates

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Re'al

1. A magical place in Canada while sitting at dinner one evening "you want to go to Re'al tonight?" "yes" See m..

9-30

1. When a person has to "pinch a loaf", usually every day at 9:30am "Jango had to 9-30 real bad and almost didn't make..

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