Jonny No Mates

What is Jonny No Mates?

A man who is at least 35 years old, is still a virgin and will never have sex in his life ever.

Bob is a jonny no mates

Lumbabagumbas

1. the cheap bog roll in crap toilets that sticks to your arse hair and rips every wipe arrgh the lumbabagumbas is scratching my brown eye..

W00tles

1. Another way to say w00t. W00tles, GG's. Used in ETQW. See wootles, w00t..

Gonnahsyphilaids

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