Jonny No Mates

What is Jonny No Mates?

A man who is at least 35 years old, is still a virgin and will never have sex in his life ever.

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Zekeing

1. The act of ejaculating too early. Possibly within 5 seconds. Serge: I felt bad for zekeing on Nimet last night. See zeke, zekeing, spe..

Freadache

1. A headache that arrives on a Friday, either to someone's advantage or not. If reoccurring it could be a frigraine. Izzy: "Ar..

Queering

1. When a gay guy wheres an earing on his right ear and his right ear only Wow that guys super homo i can tell cuz of his queering See qu..

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