What is Jonnyism?
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A one liner of great merit usually pulled from the ether after a lengthy period of silence and solemnity.
By their nature jonnyisms are fleeting but unmatched in their sarcasm and biting nature, as such there are no recorded examples but after a jonnyism is uttered a rousing cheer of "that was a fantastic jonnyism" can be heard!
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This number is a favorite of Zeus and Hitler
Zeus loves twenty three so much he will kill you for it.
See 23, twenty three..
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This phrase is easier to understand if it is read as "You can't eat your cake, and have it too". Obviously once you'..
