What is Jonnyism?
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A one liner of great merit usually pulled from the ether after a lengthy period of silence and solemnity.
By their nature jonnyisms are fleeting but unmatched in their sarcasm and biting nature, as such there are no recorded examples but after a jonnyism is uttered a rousing cheer of "that was a fantastic jonnyism" can be heard!
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