Jonotoole

What is Jonotoole?

The art of using stupidly long or pretentious words in normal conversation.

What a great display of histrionics that is such a jonotoole thing to say.

That bloke in the kitchen this morning just would not let up, frigging pompous git. I swear he just jonotooled for the whole time.

See pompous, git, wanky, tool

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