What is Jonsey?
1.
Little anoying mofo who gets on ya nerves but is the cunt who is always organised and nuthing can be wrong or his life is over.
Tommo:get aload of jonsey doing his homwork
Ben:yeah he is shitting himself.
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(Noun) Someone who is super hot and sexy, has ABS-O-STEEL, and knows a Mexican who is also dirty and has the nick name of Sanchèz, which when combined, you get the Dirty Sanchèz. To be a Brian you must also know how to poll dance like a crazy mother.
Hey, no one theses days can pull a Jonsey like Brian.
Random Words:
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When you stay up until around 3am or more in the morning and can't think straight and saying random things.
It was 4am in the morn..
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(N): The act of slapping a person in the face with your ballsack. Similar to the teabag.
"Mark gave me a texas strawberry last nig..
