Jonty Edit Meaning

1.

A name used to describe a particularly popular, intelligent and admirable person. Often used as a term of endearment.

"Jonty, that is just this side of decadence."

"Why thank you Jonty."

"You have excelled yourself Jonty."

2.

king off all living, and is perfect in any way possible, and is hereby better than any other persons inhabiting the earth.

Wow look its Jonty, lets bow to him

See jonathan

3.

Pronunciation: Ja-wahn-tea

A Northern way to ask someone if they would like a cup of tea.

A'm put'n kettle on, jonty?

See tea, northern, want, ask, jonty

4.

an amazingly sexy man with a massive cock amazing in the bed and can give you an orgasmwith only his tong

1# - lets go find a jonty

2# - why?

1# - cause I'm really horny from sucking on your cunt and i need a dick in my pussy

See sexy, cock, orgasm, cunt, pussy, horny

5.

Skinny, bespectacled, and perpetually youthful-looking individual with an unhealthy interest in technology.

Clean-cut appearance and slightly elevated social ability and personal cleanliness means they are more socially acceptable than a standard dork and can be safely invited to parties, although interpretations vary and there is a constant risk they will discuss computing.

"The audience at Robot Wars was full of Jonties."

See Jonty

6.

A slang word for passing wind

1. * phrppp * ewe you just did a jonty

2. I feel a jonty coming on

See jonty, fart, pump, wind, big, brother