What is Jonx?
1.
A colloquial Washington DC Metro Area word meaning a random object, event or the male genitalia.
Derived from the universal word 'joint' which is commonly used in NYC and Tri-state area.
Word also used in Philadelpia Metro area as (jons)
"Are you gonna rock that Versace jonx at the Ibex club tonight?"
"You still got that Vanilla Dutch dude? Den roll that jonx up already."
"Did you peep the 'Skins game last night? That jonx was vicious yeong!"
"After she beasted my jonx last night, I kicked that ho out of the cribbo."
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2.
i.)A word that means evrything but at the same time nothing
ii.)A pesons personal posessions
i.)that girl is jonx!
ii.) tke your grinmy hand off my jonx
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3.
shit, random objects, testicles.
Singular jont.
And she started trying to grab my jonx
oh shit, yo, i left that jonx at home
i tried to cop that jont but they was all out
4.
Somebody who is mentaly or physically challenged.
Pronunciation: Yonks
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Dave: Oh my god that guy just fell out of his wheelchair!
Pete: Ha, what a jonx!
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5.
Just another word for stuff, shit, junk, collection, what have you. Used sometimes with CDs of fave music.
Sometimes, my brother and I trade music jönx cds.
Would you get out of the way and jönx?
We gotta have a garage sale to get rid of this jönx.
6.
same as
"My boyfriend has ginormous circusfreak like jonx."
7.
One's manlihood. See also
"My man has cartoonishly huge jonx."
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