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To slap and then grab in the same motion.
"I think that guy just gave my ass the Schmisek Slap Grab."
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When someone accidentally calls you while their phone is their pocket, usually resulting in a voicemail clusterfuckof muffled clamor. I..
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When you quit smoking, the tumultuous exchange of your sphincter with the world.
As the marching band passed by, he reared up and blew ..
