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to keep everything simple
girl #1: i dont know what to wear for the date me and josh are going on!!
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When you take a shit that is wet enough that it easily slides out your ass but hard enough that it leaves no residue, so the person does..
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any male who uses martial arts on a vagina. results may vary
I had no idea Steve was a quim-ninja, until he dragon punched my uterus la..
