Jooce

What is Jooce?


1.

A delicious malt=liguor-guarana-energy-drink with a very high alcohol content.

"Drinking Jooce gets me crunk but it makes me feel like a hobo."

See smashed, drunk, energy drink, lil wayne, crunk, hobo, bumclot

2.

(noun) A purple, green speckled ooze that is released from you when you overwork your jooece pouch (also known as the sack).

(verb) To cleanse your jooece pouch (also known as the sack) so that you can take shits without being in alot of pain.

(adjective) Describing something purple, green speckled, and that comes out of your ass.

(noun) Oh no! My jooce is leaking out of my ass again!

(verb) I bet if i jooce, I won't be constipated.

(adjective) That jooce shit is looking very hard today.

See sack, jooce, jooece, shit, poop, purple, green

3.

Noun: Very strange sticky green liquid that comes out of you while your jooecing.

Adjective: Used to describe the color of water that comes out of sewers.

Verb: To jooce is to release green or purple liquid from the pouch.

Oh no, I just jooced while taking a poop.

See jooece, shit, poop, pouch, sack


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