Joof

What is Joof?


1.

Joof ! ju`f

Copyright 2002 Ebby & Rahim

n. the sound effect made when mean points are accumulated due to mean or hurtful actions or comments.

2 a mean or hurtful action or comment - That was a big joof.

v. the act of committing a mean action that is hurtful towards another person -Romeo was upset when Juliet joofed him.

n. That was a big joof

v. Romeo was upset when Juliet joofed him.

2.

Morning Masturbation

This morning I went for a joof

See joof, morning, materbation, breakfast, porn

3.

The male equivalent to a queef, it is a penis fart that happens only once in a lifetime - the very first moment after a boy is born. Often used as a diagnostic tool by doctors who are attempting to determine the sex of babies with incredibly small penises.

Doctor: It' a boy!

Patient: How do you know?

(JOOF)

Doctor: that's how.

Both: Hahahahahaha

See fart, queef, jufe

4.

Acronym: Jerk off on face

Man, last night that bitch passed out before I got to fuck her. So I just whipped it out and joofed. Taught her a lesson she won't soon forget.

See facial, blown load, jerk off, ejaculate

5.

said when mildly annoyed and/or bored.

originator: Jenelle Bringer

"nothing is happening and your sock has a stain on it"

"Joof"

6.

the name of a really hip and happenin' clothing company who specialise in cistom teeshirts.

jooclothing you love it


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