Joofus

What is Joofus?

Limp-dick, erectile dysfunction, usually related to being either asexual or in more recent instances linked to anti-depressants.

I tried to sleep with George the other night but he had a joofus.

See limp, dick, dysfunction

Umad

1. a filthy, lying, deceitful little bastard with a bad attitude, a mouth like a sewer and a cock which refuses to rise, see also cunt 2. ..

Quality Lamb, Beefy

1. the phrase used (by me alone) to describe a moment of immense pleasure, such as ejaculation. You might have heard of me. "oooooooh..

From Asshole To Breakfast

1. To make a complete mess of yourself or to be overwhelmed by something. "Man...I got shit from asshole to breakfast!" (Where ..

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