Joofus

What is Joofus?

Limp-dick, erectile dysfunction, usually related to being either asexual or in more recent instances linked to anti-depressants.

I tried to sleep with George the other night but he had a joofus.

See limp, dick, dysfunction

Quagglehaffenuger

1. An exclamatory remark stated when someone farts in a car; No consequences ensue; Just episcocity. (Fart) Quagglehaffenuger! See epis..

Committed Listening

1. having a commitment to listening to a person you are talking to/on the phone with wow Katie is good at committed listening See listeni..

Shitnet

1. A peice of shit Internet Service Provider located in Brockville, Ontario, Canada. Legally referred to as "RipNet." Hey, did y..

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