Joofus

What is Joofus?

Limp-dick, erectile dysfunction, usually related to being either asexual or in more recent instances linked to anti-depressants.

I tried to sleep with George the other night but he had a joofus.

See limp, dick, dysfunction

Tweckle

1. a noun used in place of physically or mentally handicapped. "Look at the tweckle in the wheel chair." See retard, crazies, l..

Omlette Speed

1. A fast internet connection, T1 or better. Man, he has some omlette speed going there..

W00t Sauce

1. a feeling to descibe a very wet feeling in the pants ewwwwwww.. w00t sauce going down the leg See happy, wet, w00t, excited, sauce..

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