Joofus

What is Joofus?

Limp-dick, erectile dysfunction, usually related to being either asexual or in more recent instances linked to anti-depressants.

I tried to sleep with George the other night but he had a joofus.

See limp, dick, dysfunction

Uncle's Handshake

1. Sexual molestation, especially the giving of manual stimulation with ones hand to a minor. A. Let me show you my Uncle's Handshake..

Utb

1. Up The Butt. A hot chick walks in the room...you look at your bud and say UTB. Meaning you'd love to shove your meat right up her ..

Shazwhoppers

1. Shazwhoppers is something that just popped into my head. It is used when you are shocked or suprised. Person A - "This person is ..

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