Joofus

What is Joofus?

Limp-dick, erectile dysfunction, usually related to being either asexual or in more recent instances linked to anti-depressants.

I tried to sleep with George the other night but he had a joofus.

See limp, dick, dysfunction

Ottopet

1. The modern name for a pet that is Extremely Cute, Pampered, taken care of, treated like a part of the family. also known as Fur Children..

Stenchtrench

1. A particularly foul smelly example of the female genitalia. Tom likes to slobber over Mrs Roper's stenchtrench See Haha..

Albsack

1. a boy who loves football and rapes pigs. a boy from the suburbs who dreams of creating his own culdasac. yo sean, get away from that ..

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