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The type of semen that a man gets from eating black ipod nanos.
"Dude I have black semen, but I didn't eat any nanos."
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A beautiful novella by Ernest Hemmingway that describes the trials of an old fisherman who goes out too far and catches the biggest fish..
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When you fart while shitting and it sprays all over the toilet.
Man, drinking that shitty beer last night gave me the thunder sprays!
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