What is Jook?
1.
verb
to jook:
to hook something or someone up with something
to jook from
to take/steal something from someone.
(give it to me)
>Jook me up!
(yeah, give it to him)
>Yeah, jook him up real phat.
and kids: you must remember to jook people up adequately, lest ye be jooked from.
2.
Jook is a jamacian term for a type of dance. It is like grindin only the girl is way more wild, rubbin her vagina all over ur high thigh and also with legs wrapped around the mans waist. Like wild crazy sex with clothing on
wad da bumba clot lets jook gal
3.
To stab some one or kinfe them
'Theres No-one around shall i jook this fool?'
'Yeh,dun kno'
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4.
to have sex, or to fuck someone. used mostly in the creole language (jamaican or belizean ...)
i want to jook her all day everyday
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5.
The action of stabbing someone.
It can be randomly claimed at any time of the day.
"Wahhhh blud you got jooked!"
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6.
to get caught on something or to be whacked by something, more specifically by an unusual object or very unexpectedly.
1. A car crashes and one of its tires flies off and smacks you in the face. This would be referred to as a jooking.
2. You are about to enter a door and somebody opens it from the other side. The door would jook you in the face.
3. "I just got jooked by some bird shit!"
4. "He's about to get jooked by that meteorite!"
5. "I just got jooked on a fishing hook!"
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7.
Jamiacan term to poke used in lots of 60's reggae, to penetrate w/ something usually a mans penis into vagina
Girl I want to jook you all nite long or Jook the pussy
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