Joompu

What is Joompu?

a japanese cookie that when eaten, gives you gas and heartburn.

Daniel: hey martin wanna try these new japanese cookies?

Martin: OOOO i want cookie!!!

next day

Martin: Dude, that joompu gave me serious gas. and i dont know if it was the cookie, but i got a nasty heartburn.

See joompu, cookie, martin, mom

Tossing

1. either something you do to a salad, or another word for wanking. or wanking into a salad. jamie oliversaid "it's been a good..

Debt Evasion

1. The act of deliberately not paying a unpaid debt. Man #1: That dude aint paid you yet!? Man #2: Naw, man. When I find him, he's g..

Juice My Dick

1. v. 1)hook me up. 2)someone has given you a great deal on something Also: Sometimes referred to as getting your dick juiced. ..

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