What is Joose?
1.
drank(premium malt beverage). similar to sparks, but much more hyphy. Energy drink that gets one drunk.
"yo, how can I get faded tonight without chugging royal gate?"
"drink some joose, buh"
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2.
a drink that many teenagers buy for its low price and high alcohol content.
friend1: yo lets get some 40's
friend2: fuck 40's! one joose will give me a hard buzz.
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3.
Government warning,... may cause pregnant wemon to have mixed race babies unknowiningly. and if you drink more than 1 of the joose it will cause you to climb onto a picknick table and have intercourse the umberella hole in the middle of the table in day light, it will cause unexplained sneakiness, resulting in the rare but known "sneaky steve" causing you to have sneaky intercourse in the anus......twice!!!!!!!
This one time at band camp, whilst drinking joose around the campfire and making smores, I unknowingly ventured into sneaky steve's cabin. He was wearing only a ski mask and a pair of socks while he was pinching his nipples and putting lotion on his skin he was fucking a white bitch from behind and then 9 months later the baby came out looking like a piece of charcoal!
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4.
Another word for juice. Usually referring to sexaul juices both male and female. Can be any good juice with a sexual overtone.
Camjoo,"She was soo hot there was camjoose everywhere"
"Come over here baby and lets share some joose"
5.
hardcore gangsta in CMG
Joose reps CMG.
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