Joozus

What is Joozus?


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Joozus is the living God and center of Judaism, all Jews know of him, yet they continue to keep Joozus secret from those who are not chosen. Joozus can fly, and many theorize that he may be from space. The Jews speak of Joozus only during Chanukah, as Joozus himself will strike you down if your lips even whisper his name in the presence of infidels.

Joozus is the living God and center of Judaism, you putz.

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