What is Joptmd?
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Short for "Jerk Off Porn To My Dick". It was developed by our co-worker, whom we call Matt Damon, and it is used to describe what he does every night. May also be used for a substitute for any word you want.
(Worker)-"Heyy Damon........what are you doing tonight?"
(Damon)- "JOPTMD of course.......I got my two stroke, my four stroke, and my six stroke"
(Worker)- "Duh Duh Duh Dahhhhhhhhhh"
JOPTMD!!!!!!!!!
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