What is Jordache?
1.
80's jeans I never want to see any of you wearing on purpose.
*See: whitetrash women's clothing accessories for one-hundred, bob
2.
a dead body found in unexpected circumstances.
derives from English scouse-soap, Brookside (now defunct) when Trevor Jordache was found buried under the patio - a truly classic TV moment.
"i was just walking the dog in the woods when i stumbled upon a large heap of clothing. When i looked more closely, to my horror i realised it was a Jordache."
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