What is Jordan Bass?
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Also known as Jew Boy, Jew Fish, Jewish Basshole, Gordy, Flying Jew Fish, and many other names.
(insert name above) kid that whines excessively and is a complete bitch once you get to know him. You will know if he is Jordan Bass if you ever poke him and will run like a sissy and cry in a corner cutting along the dotted lines on his wrist, or if you say "Hey!" to him he'll answer with "Stop yelling at me! HUUUHUU!!!!"
You: Hey Jordan!
Jordan Bass: OMG STOP YELLING AT ME :(
You: Hehe *pokes*
Jordan Bass: *Tears and blood flings everywhere*
*SECRET*: Hey Jordan!
Jordan Bass: Why the hell are you mad at me? Stop yelling at me!
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