What is Jordan Conneybeer?
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Jordan Conneybeer: Usually mistaken for a stick, twig, or ruler, enjoys ploughing crops, milking cows, and feeding horses, he is an unusual boy who cannot stand up on a surf board, due to his pitchfork weighing him down, rofl
he lives in the outback and rides goats to school, he is a cadbury and enjoys spewing on the 150 or train.... i have a sweaty arse
oi is that a twig? shit its jordan sorry mate
what are you doing jordan conneybeer on saturday? i have to sell my crops at the farmers market with my dad, ill give you my sister for your own pleasure, in return for some carrot seeds
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