What is Jordan Nicholas?
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ugly as fxck , thinks hes a sexy pimp.
thinks hes a pimp cuzz his top 16 are girls. small penis. 17 and a virgin , haaah.
likes to eat fried babies with BBQ sauce.
old woman fingernails is his fav snack , he loves the old women :|
be afraiiid old women , be AFRAAAAAAID
jordan nicholas : im soo hot and cool
girl: hahha naww.
jordan: pff you know you want me..
girl : haha *slap* *walks away*
jordan: im still hot ;]
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