Jordan Nicholas

What is Jordan Nicholas?


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ugly as fxck , thinks hes a sexy pimp.

thinks hes a pimp cuzz his top 16 are girls. small penis. 17 and a virgin , haaah.

likes to eat fried babies with BBQ sauce.

old woman fingernails is his fav snack , he loves the old women :|

be afraiiid old women , be AFRAAAAAAID

jordan nicholas : im soo hot and cool

girl: hahha naww.

jordan: pff you know you want me..

girl : haha *slap* *walks away*

jordan: im still hot ;]

See gay, small, jordan, nicholas, old, ladies, babies, fried, fingernail


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