Jordan Shmariahu

What is Jordan Shmariahu?

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The best at basically everything. This includes all the sports that aren't gay with the exception of Track. Jordan Shmariahu also gets all the girls including Michelle Roters but thats only one kind.

guy 1-So I just ran a 45 second 400 meter race, won a brawl tournament for $500,000, had sex with Michelle Roter, and beat the shit out of this guy because he told me to "get back in the car you faggot".

guy 2-Is your name Jordan Shmariahu?

guy 1-How did you know?

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