What is Jordan Shmariahu?
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The best at basically everything. This includes all the sports that aren't gay with the exception of Track. Jordan Shmariahu also gets all the girls including Michelle Roters but thats only one kind.
guy 1-So I just ran a 45 second 400 meter race, won a brawl tournament for $500,000, had sex with Michelle Roter, and beat the shit out of this guy because he told me to "get back in the car you faggot".
guy 2-Is your name Jordan Shmariahu?
guy 1-How did you know?
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When you give someone a hot carl, and while they are watching you, eat your own feces. When they puke, their vomit will mix with the shi..
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To write poop over and over again in a chat or email to annoy friends.
Rokr23: Duuude what was tonight's hw?
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