What is Jordan Shmariahu?
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The best at basically everything. This includes all the sports that aren't gay with the exception of Track. Jordan Shmariahu also gets all the girls including Michelle Roters but thats only one kind.
guy 1-So I just ran a 45 second 400 meter race, won a brawl tournament for $500,000, had sex with Michelle Roter, and beat the shit out of this guy because he told me to "get back in the car you faggot".
guy 2-Is your name Jordan Shmariahu?
guy 1-How did you know?
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Random Words:
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Satisfies your tastes when you are flavin some liquids like krunk.
Yo b dis liquid is mad quenchessential.
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Satisfie..
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1) To save ones possessions or money in times of financial instability.
2) To refrain from talking about sexual activity.
1) Yeah, Joh..
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A moment where your penis refuses to get hard . Even when you hot girl friend wants you . You are probably gay.
alex: lets do it!
Jord..
