What is Jordan Shmariahu?
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The best at basically everything. This includes all the sports that aren't gay with the exception of Track. Jordan Shmariahu also gets all the girls including Michelle Roters but thats only one kind.
guy 1-So I just ran a 45 second 400 meter race, won a brawl tournament for $500,000, had sex with Michelle Roter, and beat the shit out of this guy because he told me to "get back in the car you faggot".
guy 2-Is your name Jordan Shmariahu?
guy 1-How did you know?
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A marijuana blunt.
"yo lets whip the rolla or the sabe (Cars) and blaze up a beanhandle"
See blunt, bean, pancake, bliz, fat..
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Jonny West or Jonny Pest. Pretty Worthless human being, comes from the name Alfanzo Dinkbo, another worthless person
Damn man, that kid..
