Jordan Shmariahu

What is Jordan Shmariahu?

1.

The best at basically everything. This includes all the sports that aren't gay with the exception of Track. Jordan Shmariahu also gets all the girls including Michelle Roters but thats only one kind.

guy 1-So I just ran a 45 second 400 meter race, won a brawl tournament for $500,000, had sex with Michelle Roter, and beat the shit out of this guy because he told me to "get back in the car you faggot".

guy 2-Is your name Jordan Shmariahu?

guy 1-How did you know?

See jordan, shmoo, michelle, roter
51

Random Words:

[breakup]
1. When two people who were in a relationship have decided to end it. And they ither A) avoid each other. B) Hate each other. Or C) Are sti..
Read more
Bufo
1. Bufo, as in bufolitious, buftastic, buforiffic and/or bufonium You know, like "you're a bufo." 2. see also bufu i wan..
Read more
Johny Boy
1. another word for gay guy cody donathan is a johny boy i mean he made out with another guy See gay, fag, johny, cody..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free