Jordan Shmariahu

What is Jordan Shmariahu?

1.

The best at basically everything. This includes all the sports that aren't gay with the exception of Track. Jordan Shmariahu also gets all the girls including Michelle Roters but thats only one kind.

guy 1-So I just ran a 45 second 400 meter race, won a brawl tournament for $500,000, had sex with Michelle Roter, and beat the shit out of this guy because he told me to "get back in the car you faggot".

guy 2-Is your name Jordan Shmariahu?

guy 1-How did you know?

See jordan, shmoo, michelle, roter
51

Random Words:

天
1. Sky,Heaven This symbol is well known from the street fighter character akuma, the symbol appears on his back after winning a match or p..
Read more
Balkan-style
1. adj: 1) especially creamy and smooth, after the style of yoghourt produced in the Balkans 2) especially satisfying or fulfilling adv:..
Read more
Mo Fwega
1. A faster way of saying Mother Fucker without cursing That Mo Fwega won't give me my money back..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free