What is Jordaned?
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To pull a sick move on someone while on the basketball court, such as a turnaround fadeaway or breaking someones ankles then throwing it down.
Damn dude, he just jordaned your ass.
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One who breaks fucking EVERYTHING! i mean, seriously, WOW, he breaks a lot of friggin stuff. like door knobs and car windshields and stair cases.
dude, you Jordaned my fuckin door! AGAIN!
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