Jordan's Law

What is Jordan's Law?

If you fart when it appears that nobody's around, you can be certain that a hot chick will walk by in a matter of seconds.

When the hot chick turned pale amidst his cloud of stank, young Pablo realized that Jordan's Law had screwed him over again.

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Va-gi-na!

1. a way of breaking the silence in a crowded room. "VA-GI-NA!" See clitoris, balls, testicles, boner!..

Jimmy-tard

1. a retard based off of a tard my dad went to school with named jimmy, thus they called each other jimmy tards in his retarded honor dud..

Huspy

1. Huspy,A man who is only attracted to women with facial hair. You ain't nothin' but a huspy. That huspy just hit on my girlfr..

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