Jordan's Law

What is Jordan's Law?

If you fart when it appears that nobody's around, you can be certain that a hot chick will walk by in a matter of seconds.

When the hot chick turned pale amidst his cloud of stank, young Pablo realized that Jordan's Law had screwed him over again.

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Zopohin

1. Spanish noun. Residual morning-after cum stuck between your penis and underwear; Syn. Morning Wood jizz-frosting. Tengo mucho zopohin ..

Lichter

1. A wookie. A wookie who's sole purpose in life is to scrape old pipes to collect and smoke the resin, giving her supernatural power..

Qurapledinger

1. A bruise located on a womans neck usually caused by getting titty banged Wow! look at this Qurapledinger that Jordan gave me last night..

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