Jordan's Law

What is Jordan's Law?

If you fart when it appears that nobody's around, you can be certain that a hot chick will walk by in a matter of seconds.

When the hot chick turned pale amidst his cloud of stank, young Pablo realized that Jordan's Law had screwed him over again.

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