Jordan's Law

What is Jordan's Law?

If you fart when it appears that nobody's around, you can be certain that a hot chick will walk by in a matter of seconds.

When the hot chick turned pale amidst his cloud of stank, young Pablo realized that Jordan's Law had screwed him over again.

See fart, stench, stink, embarrassed, embarrassing, hot, chick, hot chick, girl, woman, beautiful, alone, smell, theory, law, beans

Pepto Bismal

1. Pink bull shit in a plastic bottle Yo g, that pepto bismal made me want to hurl See pepto, pink, bullshit..

Zabzula

1. Unusually large male genetilia the guy in the porno had a zabzula. See zab, godzilla..

Turd Muffler

1. A chick with such a big ass it creates silent but deadlies. That aint ghetto, thats a fucking turd muffler its so big. See ass, butt, ..

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