Jordan's Law

What is Jordan's Law?

If you fart when it appears that nobody's around, you can be certain that a hot chick will walk by in a matter of seconds.

When the hot chick turned pale amidst his cloud of stank, young Pablo realized that Jordan's Law had screwed him over again.

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Nels

1. Scandanavian male name. Swedish for Champion. Different from Neils, Nails and Nells. Not short for Nelson and is not a nickname of any ..

Broff

1. a shady character. Who is all about the marijauna. He just broffed his way into a blunt. See brof, snoop dogg, shady..

W T F, Over?

1. What the fuck, over? (Sometimes "Whiskey Tango Foxtrot, over?) Typically used amongst military personnel when repeatedly directed ..

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