Jordan's Law

What is Jordan's Law?

If you fart when it appears that nobody's around, you can be certain that a hot chick will walk by in a matter of seconds.

When the hot chick turned pale amidst his cloud of stank, young Pablo realized that Jordan's Law had screwed him over again.

See fart, stench, stink, embarrassed, embarrassing, hot, chick, hot chick, girl, woman, beautiful, alone, smell, theory, law, beans

Racetrack

1. a shaved vagina. Derived from "grass won't grow on a racetrack." The papparazzi got some pics of Brittany's racetra..

Toota

1. your ass your a pain in my toota!! See courtney..

Desmarmer

1. A drink that sweetens up/takes the edge off of a smarmywoman. Kelly was wearing on my nerves until she had a desmarmer. See smarm, sma..

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