Jordan's Law

What is Jordan's Law?

If you fart when it appears that nobody's around, you can be certain that a hot chick will walk by in a matter of seconds.

When the hot chick turned pale amidst his cloud of stank, young Pablo realized that Jordan's Law had screwed him over again.

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Itart

1. A woman who is easily impressed by new gadgets "check it out man, I flashed my new phone and that chick gave me her number, she&..

Tertiary

1. Used to describe something that is third in a list or classification system. Follows on from primary and secondary. 'Tertiary edu..

Nuzzeltron

1. 1. A device used to smoke crystal methamphetamine. 2. Any object you can't remember the name of because you are wacked out of your..

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