Jordan's Law

What is Jordan's Law?

If you fart when it appears that nobody's around, you can be certain that a hot chick will walk by in a matter of seconds.

When the hot chick turned pale amidst his cloud of stank, young Pablo realized that Jordan's Law had screwed him over again.

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Asscrackers

1. A mild exclamatory swear in the Squirrel tongue; similar to the English "damn." "Asscrackers! I can't find my nuts!..

Ewgly

1. Eww + ugly = Ewgly Someone that is so ugly its ewwy!! Nathalie: Man! That Kim girl is ewgly! Lyanne: Mmmhmm! See ugly, ewwy, gross, ..

Underbag

1. the most humid and darkest area of the male exterior. the base of the cock. the under penis.just foreward of the taint.the plumbing chas..

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