Jordan's Law

What is Jordan's Law?

If you fart when it appears that nobody's around, you can be certain that a hot chick will walk by in a matter of seconds.

When the hot chick turned pale amidst his cloud of stank, young Pablo realized that Jordan's Law had screwed him over again.

See fart, stench, stink, embarrassed, embarrassing, hot, chick, hot chick, girl, woman, beautiful, alone, smell, theory, law, beans

Quemo

1. One who is acting as the queen of emo. Her boyfriend dumped her yesterday and she has been quemo ever since. See emo, queen, angst, de..

Hobonation

1. When a hobo goes into hibernation bloke 1: damn look at that hobo! he looks dead! bloke 2: na man, he is in hobonation! See hobo, hib..

10:28

1. If it's 10:28 pm, it's time to do crack. 10:28 pm is like 4:20, except for crack. See crack, coke, cocain, 10:28, 4:20..

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