Jordan's Law

What is Jordan's Law?

If you fart when it appears that nobody's around, you can be certain that a hot chick will walk by in a matter of seconds.

When the hot chick turned pale amidst his cloud of stank, young Pablo realized that Jordan's Law had screwed him over again.

See fart, stench, stink, embarrassed, embarrassing, hot, chick, hot chick, girl, woman, beautiful, alone, smell, theory, law, beans

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