Jordan's Law

What is Jordan's Law?

If you fart when it appears that nobody's around, you can be certain that a hot chick will walk by in a matter of seconds.

When the hot chick turned pale amidst his cloud of stank, young Pablo realized that Jordan's Law had screwed him over again.

See fart, stench, stink, embarrassed, embarrassing, hot, chick, hot chick, girl, woman, beautiful, alone, smell, theory, law, beans

/_\

1. A part of the latest generation of smilies, /_ denotes a person looking very sad. <Kroko> THAT JUST PISSES ME OFF! /_..

Tchernobyl

1. A big big big mess, either individual or collective...whatever the kind of mess ! By extension, the verb "to tchernobilize" ..

Veeetard

1. A retarded person who has no skills with talking and all he can say is simple sounds like- Rahhh,Veee, ME ME ME MI MO MOO, pe pe pe pe,r..

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