Jordans Mom

What is Jordans Mom?

Excompasses every possible answer.

(like a "mommma" joke or combeback but better)

Commonly used when annoyed, frustrated or angered by a question or comment.

"What did you get for #9"

"jordans mom"

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Speeder Maid

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Overdramaticalizing

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