Jorden

What is Jorden?


1.

Mis-spelling of the word Jordan, inserted into a popular slang dictionary by a spelling-challenged youth.

"I'm not quite sure how to spell Jorden. Is it an 'e' or an 'a'?"

"Oh, it's clearly an 'e'. You know this. Playa."

"An 'e'? Yeah man. Jorden wouldn't use no 'a'. He's all about the 'e'."

"Yeah, playa."

See illiteracy, jordan, spelling, basketball, shoes

2.

Jorden is the sweetest guy ever. He is a very sensitive guy who cares for his family and friends more than anything. He will do anything for the one he loves. He writes amazing poetry and can make his girlfriend the happiest person in the world. He can be very romantic. Jordens are one of a kind - if you find one, don't let it go!

That Jorden is the perfect guy!

See sweet, romantic, handsome, selfless, perfect

3.

1. The sickest bball player to grace this planet

2. Brand of shoe that people kill for

I was watching TV and saw Jorden straight school some jokester.

Alley Guy 1: Yo check out my new Jorden's man

*GAT GAT*

Alley Guy 2: Thanks for the new Jorden's playa.

See synonym, antonym, kobe, iverson, Bradlee


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