Jordon

What is Jordon?


1.

An extremely caring guy. He is very dirty minded. Knows how to treat a woman. Good kisser. Can make anybody feel better. His hugs have the power to heal. Is known to be VERY good with his hands, ask any girl. Oh, and did i mention, HE CAN FLY!

Girl1: Hey, have you heard of Jordon?

Girl2: Yea, I hear he flys through girls windows and uses his magic fingers on them!

Girl1: He sure does! He flew through MY window last night!!

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2.

A Gordon-like Jordan.

Nobody seems to notice that the name is spelled with an O instead of an A. Which makes everyone think the person is a Jordan.

That Jordon sure did fool me.

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