What is Jordon?
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An extremely caring guy. He is very dirty minded. Knows how to treat a woman. Good kisser. Can make anybody feel better. His hugs have the power to heal. Is known to be VERY good with his hands, ask any girl. Oh, and did i mention, HE CAN FLY!
Girl1: Hey, have you heard of Jordon?
Girl2: Yea, I hear he flys through girls windows and uses his magic fingers on them!
Girl1: He sure does! He flew through MY window last night!!
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A Gordon-like Jordan.
Nobody seems to notice that the name is spelled with an O instead of an A. Which makes everyone think the person is a Jordan.
That Jordon sure did fool me.
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lol johnny p you're a fuckin moron
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