Jordy Laforge

What is Jordy Laforge?


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Using teleportation to Slam dunk a basketball while wearing sunglasses you bought at a thrift store.

I pulled a Jordy Laforge on the court last night. It was hard with the glasses on, but I did it.

See basketball, sunglasses, thrift, store


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