What is Jordynistic?
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When someone likes thunderstorms because they help that person fall asleep better. The rhythmic beating of the rain drops and the deep sound of far off thunder and lightning briefly but brilliantly illuminating the room combine for blissful sleep.
"Hey, you know that girl Jordyn?"
"Which one"
"The cute one with the dark hair and the voice and all those freckles?"
"Oh yeah, she is cute bro. What about her?"
"She was telling me last night how she loves the rain and then it rained that night, and I slept better."
"Weird, man. You're getting so jordynistic"
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