Jorik

What is Jorik?


1.

Irregular verb.

To come op with a solution, that is briljant, yet so simple, that only a true Jorik would have been able to find it.

"Ofcourse! Now you`ve added water, it all works splendid! You really managed to jorik this problem."

2.

A person that sometimes is brilliantly funny, but can be a pain in the ass as well.

His main problem is that he does not know when to stop. This has caused numerous problems in the past, and is presumed to have a negative impact in the future as well.

His main points of focus are Iris and Melanie. He seems to fancy Annemijn.

This specimem of the human species can be heared from several miles away, so you will always know when he is in your vicinity.

Zeldais his favorite game.

Jorik: Yo mamma is sooooooooooo fat!

We: Funny

(several hours later)

Jorik: Yo mamma is sooooooooooo fat!

We: Shut up!!

3.

Briljant, young, male person, based on the legendary Jorik van der Hoek, who managed to save the world from an alien invasion, and solve world hunger in a period of 2,5 hours.

"I wish my son could be more Jorik"


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