What is Jort?
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The name of an infamous gang who terrorise north London (England). Their motives are unknown, but they are standard super badass. It is thought that NW5 and N20 is their endz, they will sheef up all your friends- don't mess.
guy1: Shit, dude, did you hear another guy got messed up by that JORt gang?
guy2: Fuck, dude, im kicking out of here now, i don't wanna die.
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Jorts are a short word for Jean Shorts
Dude, why are you wearing jorts? You look like a douche.
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In the dutch streets jort is used to describe somebodies dick. A jort Penis means a very big and used dick. Sometimes a jort penis is referred to the ball sack, but mostly it is used for a ´big dick´.
`I can´t fuck that girl, her vagina is to small and I ve got a jort penis`
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