What is Jory?
1.
An ironic person that is random most of the time. A Jory is funny, gorgeous, caring, mischevious and have a dirty mind. Jorys are a rare find, if you ever even find one, you are one of the luckiest people. Don't ever treat a Jory badly, or else you'll be six feet under.
"Wow, you're so lucky to have a Jory... I wish I had one."
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2.
The most amazing boy in the entire world. Someone that no one that you can't help, but to love to death. He will always be my best friend. I love him.
Jory, I love you, you are the best
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3.
Eating a double cheeseburger off your partner's ass while hitting it doggy style.
Joseph, "Man you look exhausted, you hungry?"
Fernando, "Nah, me and my girl just pulled a jory!!"
Joseph, "Shit yeah"
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4.
1. streetname for a herpes ridden rat-face weasel.
ex.
female: hi what's your name?
male: jory
female: ugh herpes!
2. an emaciated loser who wishes he was cool
ex.
that geek playing the guitar is such a jory
3. an extreme case of little man syndrome
ex.
I might only weigh 90 pounds, but I can still punch a girl in the face. What a jory.
4. a meth addict.
ex.
jory, not even once.
5. a coach at the call center
ex.
That coach is a whore, he is just so jory.
Wear a condom, don't be a jory.
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