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occurs when a soccer mom is watching a game, and the ball leaves the field of play striking her Slurpie, spraying it all over her breast..
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To attempt to put a positive spin or light on something that is clearly shit.
Polish the turd all you want- that movie still sucks...
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alternative description of negative numbers
"oh dear, he's in umpy numbers again"
"my score was -2 (umpy 2)"
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