Jose Lima

What is Jose Lima?


1.

cocktail of: 1 shot gin, 1 part tonic, 1 part 7-Up, splash of lime juice

that is one tasty Jose Lima

See drink, cocktail, gin, lime

2.

crazy pitcher that has herpes. Helped the Dodgers make the playoffs last year and now sucks with the Royals

Jose Lima jumped in the dugout because he had a herpes outbreak.


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