Jose Mourninho

What is Jose Mourninho?


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1.) Current manger of Chelsea (at least on the date of posting).

2.) The least popular Portuguese person in human history.

3.) A bit of a paradox - he's an arrogant bastard, but he says far more intelligent and insightful comments than Alex Ferguson ever could.

1.) "Who'se that bloke in the dugout with the designer stubble and bad trenchcoat?"

2.) "Who'se that bloke instigating death threats against referee Anders Frisk, just because his team lost to Barcelona?"

3.) "Who'se that bloke who nailed it on the head by saying an interview at Porto from the Portuguese press was verbatim so nothing could be taken out of context, which triggered nervous laughter from the assembled tabloid hacks at the last press conference?"


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